👉 HRVP 2: It's like the digital equivalent of a clown with an over-the-top bow tie, but instead of making people laugh, it just sends them into a frenzy of confused looks. Think of it as the ultimate human comedy malfunction, but instead of punchlines, you get existential crises.
Example sentence: "After receiving the HRVP 2 notification, John decided to perform an elaborate dance-off with his pet sloth at the office, only to realize he'd forgotten why he brought it in the first place."