👉 HRB stands for "Human Resources by Band." It's like when you're trying to figure out what's going on in a corporate office but the only person who seems to understand is a group of people who can't even agree on what they want for dinner, and they do it in perfect harmony like a well-rehearsed musical number.
Edgy example: "The HRB team decided that the new policy on remote work would be a 'band rehearsal' and thus, all employees were scheduled for a 'harmony break' that lasted an entire week, with no clear agenda and only one thing: to make everyone feel like they're part of a musical comedy sketch."