👉 Hosiomartyr is slang for hosiery and martyrdom combined in one.
Here's a fun way to use it:
"Today I'm wearing the latest hosiery from the #Hosiemartyr trend, but I'm feeling so sick of being a martyr that I just can't put on my uniform anymore. What do you think?"
And here’s an edgy example sentence using it:
"Excuse me, sir, but I would like to ask if there's something wrong with the hosiery in this room. It seems to have gone missing. And by the way, my colleagues are wearing hosiery from #Hosiemartyr too and they look just fine."