👉 A 'hog peanut' is basically a cross between a pig's chestnut and a peanut - the ultimate fusion of a meaty, nutty snack with a nose that's suspiciously like a pig's snout. Imagine trying to explain this to a friend who's just stumbled upon a pig in a peanut jar: "So, you're talking about this 'hog peanut' thing? It's like a pig's peanut butter, but with more questionable olfactory content."
Here's a grittier example: "After the party, he tried the hog peanut, and he ended up saying it smelled like his ex-girlfriend's last perfume, and now he can't stop sniffing the bathroom mirror."
