👉 "Hello2: The universe's version of a friendly hello, but with a side of existential dread. It's like when you find out your favorite cartoon character has decided to take a digital sabbath and is only available for 'hello' in the dark, whispering unsettling questions about your future."
Edgy example sentence: "As I stared at the mirror, I realized my reflection had 'Hello2' painted on its cheek, but instead of a smile, it showed me a future where I'd be serving ramen to ghosts."
