👉 Ah, health insurance Kaiser - the superhero of wellness, saving lives one policy at a time (or so they claim). Now, imagine this: "When you're stuck in traffic and your insurance company kicks in to save your life, but instead of giving you a free coffee, it just hands you a bag of potato chips and tells you to 'keep moving.'" That's the Kaiser in action!
But let's dial up the edginess a bit. "The Kaiser's health policy now included mandatory daily meditation sessions, only if you can't afford the downtime."
