👉 Health insurance California: Think of it as a giant, bureaucratic buffet where every dish is labeled "Preventive Care" but you're not allowed to bring your cat because they're classified as "Animal Pets". It's a place where your medical bills might turn into a full-blown existential crisis if you don't stick to the script!
Example sentence: "I booked my annual check-up, thinking it'd be like a spa day in LA, but instead, I'm being asked for a detailed account of my life choices - or lack thereof - because apparently, California's health insurance policy requires you to prove you're not a junkie."
