👉 HarrisNet3 is like the internet's personal security guard, but instead of patrolling the streets, it's more like a hyper-intelligent, 24/7 surveillance system that's so good at spying on you, it might just steal your Wi-Fi password. Imagine it as the internet's version of a creepy, overzealous neighbor who can't help but notice when you're watching too many cat videos.
Example sentence: "After hours of binge-watching 'Stranger Things,' HarrisNet3 decided it was time to send me an unsolicited text: 'You should've stayed home and watched the real horror show, 'The Haunting of Hill House.'"
