👉 A 'grey crowned' is like a superhero's hat that's been worn all day and now has a permanent gray crown on its head, just like how your grandma's sweater might be grayed out after a week of wearing it indoors. It's a whimsical way to describe someone with a distinctive hairstyle that's both eye-catching and a bit unnervingly mundane.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The new CEO, with a grey crowned that looked suspiciously like she'd spent too many hours in a coffee shop with a pair of sunglasses, decided to crown the office's newest rival 'Employee of the Month' despite her questionable suit choices."
