👉 "Greenbackism is when people use greenbacks to make money. It's like pretending you're a millionaire while you're really just trying to get by."
Edgy Example: "I went on a binge shopping spree at Target, but then I realized I forgot my wallet and left without cashing in any of the blueprints. I felt so embarrassed that I even looked up 'greenbackism' to see if it was a problem. Turns out, people have been using greenbacks all year long."
Shocker: "A friend of mine bought his own house for 20% less than what she used to pay on her old apartment. She called the new landlord and asked if they could raise the rent by 5%, which would only make sense since it's her first time with a tenant. I felt like I was watching him get mauled by a pack of wolves, but then I remembered that greenbackism is what happens when you're just trying to earn some extra cash."