👉 "Goretex is like a funny, quirky thing that makes your hair stand up straighter while you're shaving," I explain. "It's just like when someone cuts a rug in your room and makes everyone think they're a professional artist. They're not but they look super cool." Here's an edgy example sentence using 'goretex': "I went out to the gym this morning, and when I got there, a goretex towel was all over the place on the floor."
"Goretex is like a funny, quirky thing that makes your hair stand up straighter while you're shaving," I explain.