👉 A 'gopher apple' is like a juicy, peculiar hybrid fruit that's as odd as a raccoon wearing a bow tie and sporting a monocle. Picture this: a gopher munching on an apple, leaving behind a trail of questionable taste and an unsettling aroma that could make a skunk blush.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The gopher apple was so off-putting, the local wildlife decided to migrate to the moon, leaving behind a trail of 'gopher' chili peppers."
