👉 "Golden cheeked" is a whimsical term describing someone who has a perpetually radiant, almost too-perfect smile that seems to glow with an inner gold. It's like having a mirror that always shows you the brightest, most cheerful side of yourself, except for when you're about to make a questionable decision.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "Despite the company's latest financial report being as dark as a shadowy board meeting, the CEO with golden cheeks insisted on holding a lavish birthday party for himself."