👉 A 'gold birdled' is like a peacock with a serious, yet absurdly ornate, fashion statement - think of it as nature's way of saying, "Hey, look who's trying to make a splash with their feathers!" It's a playful term, combining the golden beauty of a bird's plumage with the word 'birdled', which sounds suspiciously like a bird's sneaky pecking at something.
Here's an edgy sentence to illustrate: "In the midst of the corporate takeover, the CEO decided to 'gold birdled' his new CEO's desk to signal, 'I won't let you get away with that idea!'"
