👉 A 'glittering bellied' is like a chiseled peacock puffed up with the shimmer of a thousand fairy tales, but instead of feathers, it's got belly fat that sparkles like a bad investment in a bubble bath. It's the kind of description that would make a glamorous magician blush—or at least, a slightly confused cat.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The glittering bellied businessman, with his pearly whites as shiny as a broken mirror and a smile so bellied it could've been a vampire's signature pose, decided to launch a campaign against the local dog park, claiming it was 'unhappily glittering.'"
