👉 A "fungi nail" is basically a nail that's grown from the insides of mushrooms - like, really weird and fascinating, but also a bit unsettling. Imagine someone walking into a dark room, hears a faint rustling, spots a tiny, hairy nail protruding from a pile of mushrooms, and decides to get a hand massage. That's your "fungi nail."
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After our nightcap of questionable cocktails, I decided to treat myself to a 'fungi nail' - and let's be real, it was more like a fungal fungal infection of my hand."
