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Hmm, ftpuser is that classic Unix default FTP server account right? So many systems just leave it as-is without changing the password... Classic security fail. I should start with something relatable about server defaults being lazy but also technically accurate. For humor: Maybe compare it to how people use their own names for weak passwords? Yeah, that feels relatable. And throw in some tech dad jokes too - like "you can't trust a sysadmin's joke" because they literally have an ftpuser account named after them with no password change! Now for the edgy part: User wants unsettling. I'm thinking about someone pretending to be this anonymous FTP user but actually being malicious. The contrast between appearing helpful while secretly doing bad things would create that creepy effect. Important to maintain accuracy even in humor - so I should still get the technical reality right (like how ftpuser is a placeholder) before making jokes. Then the edgy example needs to sound plausible but with clear red flags about why it's disturbing. User seems playful and tech-savvy based on this request. They'll probably appreciate the dad joke at the end balancing the heavy security implication. The humor comes through in the weak password comparison and the casual naming, while the unsettling
