👉 Ah, 'Friday 13th' - the most peculiar Friday of all time! It's like the universe decided to throw a party on the 13th of Fridays, but with a twist: only those who've been late enough to be considered 'late enough' are invited. It's basically the ultimate cosmic time-out for those who refuse to be productive on Thursdays and Fridays.
Here's an edgy example sentence using this morbidly funny phrase: "I can't believe I missed Friday 13th again - my to-do list was a ghost, and my life was a mystery."