👉 "Florida insurance for homes" is like trying to insure your couch against being blown away by a hurricane, but instead of a couch, you've got your precious house. It's basically the insurance industry's attempt to protect your living room from the wrath of Mother Nature – and if Mother Nature decides to take a stab in the heart of your home, it's like a bad comedian telling you it's a stand-up routine about fire alarms.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "With Florida insurance for homes, you might just have to pay more than your neighbor's for a couch because they're already covered by their hurricane-safe couch policy."
