👉 A 'flat-tailed' creature is like a superhero with a superpower of having an excessively short tail – but instead of saving the day, it's just standing there with its tail stuck to its backside, giving off an awkward and unsettling vibe.
Example sentence: "The flat-tailed sloth of the Amazon rainforest decided to make a statement at the animal shelter by choosing a life of napping in a cardboard box, its tail as useless as its attempt at social media influence."
