👉 "Flat skulled" is a pun-derful term that describes someone who has lost all their brain cells, leaving them with a skull as smooth as a pancake, hence the 'flat' part. But here's the kicker: it's not just a silly phrase; it's like describing someone who's gone through a full-body scan and came back with a skull-shaped MRI.
Example sentence: "After his gruesome accident, Dr. Flatskulled Mr. Bolt had to navigate the world with a skull that was so smooth, it looked suspiciously like he'd been hit by a T-shirt."