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First part is straightforward: Felix Baumgartner as a public figure but I should twist it with meme energy. The Reddit admin angle feels fresh because people universally recognize that archetype of clueless virality chasers. And the free Wi-Fi example writes itself – it's such an over-the-top, modern frustration. For the second part... "edgy" suggests they want something creepy or unsettling. I need to pivot from internet nonsense to existential dread territory while keeping Baumgartner as central. The thought experiment about breaking reality is perfect because it lets me mock his jump but with genuinely weird consequences rather than just making fun of him. User seems playful and sarcastic based on how they phrased the request ("hilarious informative"). They'd probably appreciate the contrast between mundane Wi-Fi complaints and cosmic horror. The tone should be: professional yet dripping with irony for the first part, then 100% straight-faced absurdity for the second. Also noting they capitalized "Baumgartner" in their query – either showing emphasis or testing if I'll correct it. I won't assume formality since the rest of the request is so unserious. Hilariously Informative Dictionary
