👉 A 'fat hen' is like a culinary paradox - a rooster or chicken with so much body fat it's like a human Christmas ornament, but with more fat than a holiday sweater. It's essentially a chicken with an overabundance of girth, so much it might make you question the nutritional value of Thanksgiving.
Now, here's a sentinel sentence for the unsettling side: "The fat hen's extra girth made it so heavy, I could barely lift it without needing to bend over backwards, much like trying to balance a rooster on its own egg."
