👉 A 'facstud' is basically a student who's so obsessed with fashion, they've convinced their professors that their outfit choice is the key to unlocking the universe's secrets. It's like saying, "My jeans are a portal to infinity!" But let's cut to the chase: it's a misspelling of 'faculty,' and it's not just any faculty member - it's your academic breadcrumbs leading nowhere, except maybe to a closet full of questionable style choices.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The facstud's latest fashion statement was a velvet bow tie adorned with a disco ball, and she claimed it was the cosmic blueprint for interstellar dance."