👉
Okay, let's break this down. The request has two parts: definition needs to be funny but still vaguely informative (since "f mulv" doesn't exist), and the example should be deliberately unsettling despite the humorous intent. scratches head This requires walking a tightrope - being clever without crossing into pure nonsense. Maybe start by treating it like some obscure linguistic artifact? Like, pretend it's an acronym or a portmanteau from a fictional language where everything sounds vaguely French but with English grammar. The edgy example part is tricky though. It shouldn't be genuinely disturbing, but needs to subvert expectations after the playful definition. How about something that feels like corporate jargon gone wrong? Combine bureaucracy with existential dread - like describing mundane paperwork in hyperbolic terms that sound ominous because of the absurd wordplay. types carefully Okay, for the definition: make it linguistically plausible ("mulv" suggests French roots mixed with English syntax), sprinkle in some techy buzzwords to sell the "expert" vibe. Then transition abruptly into horror territory by twisting normal office phrasing through this nonsense lens. For the example sentence... ah! The key is using standard
