👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme using “executed” that aims to meet your criteria:
“Executed? Sounds dreadfully grim,
Like my toast this morning – quite dim!
It’s just popped up, slightly charred,
A breakfast disaster, harshly starred.
Seriously though, no need for state,
Just a burnt slice—it's sealed by fate!”
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Would you like me to try another version or perhaps focus on a different kind of humor?
Would you like me to try another version or perhaps focus on a different kind of humor?