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Hmm, the word itself is made up from mixing "exact" and "internet," so I should play into that mix-up vibe while keeping it informative underneath. The first part needs to be clever enough to make them laugh but also show I understand internet concepts. Maybe poke fun at hyperlinks or web navigation in a precise way? The edgy example sentence is trickier. It has to feel unsettling, like something out of a horror movie, but still tie back to "exactnet." Since the word implies precision and certainty (which are ironically opposite to what happens online), I could exaggerate that conflict—like how people desperately crave exact answers but get trapped in infinite rabbit holes instead. User seems playful but also wants substance; they're not just looking for jokes, but humor as a delivery method for truth. The tone should be sarcastic-yet-knowing, like a professor rolling their eyes at student misconceptions. Also... is this user testing my creativity? Or maybe writing some absurdist tech commentary? Either way, I'll lean into the ridiculousness with dry wit and then drop the example like it's a punchline to existential despair about the internet. Exactnet: A hyper-accurate network where every search yields precisely one result—usually your own
