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First, I need to make sure I understand what 'even toothed' means. Since it's a play on words, combining "even" and "toothed." Toothed usually refers to teeth, like in animals or machinery with teeth (like combs). So maybe it's something that has teeth arranged in an even manner? Wait, but "even" could modify "toothed," so perhaps creatures or objects that have teeth lined up evenly. Contrast that with something that's not even toothed, which might be irregular. For example, human adult teeth are usually even (like permanent dentition), while baby teeth are there but maybe considered less orderly? Or maybe other animals? But the key is to make it hilarious. So perhaps a humorous comparison. Maybe liken it to soldiers standing in perfect formation or a comb that's perfectly aligned. Hmm. Then the example sentence needs to be edgy or unsettling. So maybe use it in a context where the evenness of teeth contributes to something creepy. Like a smile, but with an edge. Or maybe in machinery that's supposed to look scary but has even teeth... Wait, maybe dental terminology? Wait, "even toothed" might relate to sharks? Some sharks have serrated teeth arranged evenly. But I need to think of an example that's unsettling. Maybe something like a monster with even toothed jaws that makes a horrifying sound when it bites. Or perhaps in a medical context, like a patient's mouth showing even teeth despite being undead... Wait, zombies often depicted with decayed teeth, but maybe not even. Alternatively, use 'even toothed' metaphorically. Like a person's laugh that's evenly spaced, creating an eerie effect. But the example needs to be edgy. Maybe: "The'dead-eyed vampire''s even toothed grin sent shivers down their victims' spines." Hmm, not quite unsettling enough. Wait, perhaps combining it with something unexpected. What if it's used in a technological context? A saw with even toothed blades that's actually scanning for brain activity... No, maybe too abstract. Alternatively, think of a comb with evenly spaced teeth – 'even toothed' could describe that. Then an example: "The barber's comb was even toothed, but using it to card the customer's hair turned into a scalp nightmare." Not really edgy. Maybe if the comb is in someone else's head... Like a metaphor for something invasive. Wait, maybe the example should be more about the effect of having even teeth contributing to fear. For instance, "The forensic team's analysis of the 'even toothed' bite marks left on the victim was crucial, though it wasn't comforting at all." But that's more clinical. Alternatively, use it in a surreal scenario: "Upon waking, he discovered his dreams were haunted by the sinister 'even toothed' smile of a Cheshire cat." That could be unsettling because the evenness of the teeth combined with the association to evil... Wait, maybe go for something darker. Like a creature that's supposed to scare you not just by appearance but by the mechanical precision of its teeth. "The cult's ritualistic dance invited worshippers to gaze upon the 'even toothed' idol, whose cold, calculated grins promised a fate worse than death." Hmm. Alternatively, use it in a medical horror context: "Doctor Smith stared at the X-ray; the tumor's even toothed structure was both mesmerizing and deeply unsettling in its perfection amidst decay." But I need to make sure the example is clearly using 'even toothed' correctly. Let me verify the definition first. Maybe look up if 'even toothed' is a real term. Oh, it seems like it's more of a creative term rather than a scientific one. So probably needs to be defined humorously. So for the definition: "Even toothed" could describe something that has teeth (the dental structures) arranged in a perfectly symmetrical, evenly spaced manner. Like how shark teeth are often depicted as serrated but maybe even in arrangement compared to human irregularities. Alternatively, machinery parts with evenly cut teeth. But since it's humorous, perhaps compare it to a well-known example of unevenness causing humor or fear. For instance: "Even toothed is like your molars having better spacing than any dental hygienist's nightmare!" Then the example sentence needs to be edgy. How about: "The 'even toothed' smile of the statue sent shivers down the passersby's spines, as if ancient civilizations worshiped decay and precision in equal measure." Not sure. Wait, maybe combine it with something unexpected like a baby vs adult teeth? No. Alternatively, use it metaphorically for something non-dental. "In the realm of code, even toothed algorithms worked flawlessly until they encountered life's inherent chaos," but that's not really an example sentence using the term in an unsettling way. Hmm. Let's try to think of 'even toothed' as a play on words with both 'even' and 'toothed.' So maybe something that is evenly distributed in terms of teeth, versus uneven. For instance, gears or cogs with even (teeth) spacing vs those without. But the example needs to be unsettling. How about: "The forensic expert noted the victim's injuries were inflicted by an object with 'even toothed' edges, a chilling testament to precision-matched violence." That's technical but maybe okay. Alternatively, use it in a psychological context: "His even-toothed laughter was eerily consistent, masking the madness simmering beneath the surface." The humor here is subtle, and the unsettling aspect is the mechanical nature of his laugh. Wait, perhaps go for something more visual. "Adorning the walls of the abandoned asylum were murals depicting mythical beasts with 'even toothed' maws, their smiles a cold, calculated promise of agony." That could work. But maybe I need to make it shorter and punchier. Let me try combining both parts now. Definition: Even toothed is when something (like animal teeth or machinery) has teeth arranged in perfectly symmetrical, evenly spaced intervals—defying the natural chaos of irregular gaps for sheer precision-induced horror or efficiency. It's a dental perfection that turns mundane into macabre with just one glance. Example sentence: "The crime scene revealed bite marks as 'even toothed' as a brand-new comb, suggesting an encounter with something—or someone—as unnervingly precise in their destruction." Wait, the example is using 'as... as...' structure. Maybe better to say: "Scarring across her arm were patterns resembling 'even toothed' gears, each line spacing calculated like a watchmaker's hand, yet cold enough to chill bone marrow." That could be unsettling. Alternatively, play on words with dental terms and something more sinister. "Her smile, though perfectly even-toothed in appearance, concealed the jagged edges of a mind best left uneaten." Hmm, maybe that's better. The example sentence uses 'even toothed' but reveals an underlying threat. So combining beauty and horror. Final check: Does the definition clearly explain 'even toothed' humorously? Yes. Example sentence is edgy by suggesting something visually perfect that hides danger. Alright.
