👉 Okay, let’s tackle this frankly rather prickly pineapple of a surname – Enzo Fernández! Now, before you immediately conjure a dashing young gunslinger with a ridiculously flamboyant cape, let me lay down the groundwork.
What exactly
is
Enzo Fernández anyway?
Basically, Enzo Fernández is a surname that's absolutely plastered everywhere right now thanks to one incredibly talented footballer in Andrés Iniesta (Okay, I’m kidding... sort of! It's actually a relatively uncommon surname throughout Spain and other areas – you might see it sprinkled around. You probably won't, unless you REALLY enjoy deep cuts into the Iberian Peninsula, that is.)
It's basically the equivalent to saying your last name is something like… Bartholomew Higginsbottom, if Bartholomew Higginsbottom was about to dribble a football past ten centre-backs with an utterly nonchalant swerve.
Historically, it’s of Basque origin, meaning essentially, he could be from anywhere between Navarre and León! It's the kind of surname that just
sounds
a bit… distinguished, right? Like you, if you had that name, would instinctively know how to make a really good béarnaise. (I assure you I do not. That is a complete fabrication).
Now, it gets even weirder because in footballing circles, the last Enzo Fernández
immediately
catapulted someone new into the stratosphere of midfield brilliance - he's now Andrés Iniesta, the current Enzo