👉 "Enviamail" is a delightful blend of "email" and "send," but with a dash of absurdity! Imagine it's like sending your favorite t-shirt, complete with all the custom embroidery you've ever dreamed of, but instead of wearing it in person, you're just letting your digital friends know it's there. But here's the kicker: it's like sending a poorly edited video message from your deceased grandma to your best friend - only, the video is so garbled that you think she's reading your latest sarcastic meme and then getting confused about what you're saying.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using "enviamail": "I sent enviamail to my cat's ex-boss to apologize for not sharing the couch last night, only to find out he's now a part-time delivery guy for cat food."
