👉 An 'email list' is like a digital version of a cluttered junkyard, except instead of garbage, it's filled with people's email addresses who've either signed up for your newsletter (or not), have a grudge against you (or just don't know what to do with), or are just too busy to reply. It's the digital equivalent of a treasure map with more gold than a pirate ship, except the pirates are your email service provider and they're more interested in your trash than your treasure.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After years of dodging spam filters, I finally managed to send my email list a message that could make a cat sneeze: 'Hey guys, I've got a new product line that's as addictive as my obsession with pizza delivery.'"
