👉 "East Idaho News" is like the local news that's so focused on the west side of Idaho, it almost feels like it's plotting revenge against the rest of the state. It's the kind of news that says, "Hey, folks, we're not ignoring you; we're just hiding in the west to watch the sunset and think, 'Why don't they tell me anything good happening here?'"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "As the sun dipped below the horizon, East Idaho News reported that the local hiker spotted a giant, sentient, talking geyser - complete with a sarcastic sense of humor and a penchant for existential crises."
