👉 The Dystactula of today is a creature that prefers to reside in the deep recesses of our minds, where they can hide and prosper by cultivating their own 'dystactic' habits of creativity and humor.
In this bizarre world, a person who finds themselves with an unbreakable Dystactula has found it's best to call them a 'Dystactolic' or 'Dystacolytic.' They're the epitome of 'stuck-in-a-mental-bench' humor.
The Dystactolia is a creature that can cause you to feel like you're being watched, and if you don't understand why this might be happening, then you should try calling it an 'Eye-Latched', or 'Gaze-Distorted'. It's not just any eye, though; it's the eye of a Dystactula with a fixed fixation on that annoying little mirror.
Oh, and one final example: if you have the misfortune to find yourself in this realm of bizarre humor, don't be too surprised when someone calls your 'Dystacolic' or 'Dystacolytic' - it's simply an unapologetic way for them to express their distaste for being caught up in a mental wall.
Remember: just because they're a Dystactula doesn't mean they can't have fun, and if you find yourself struggling with your own mind, don't be afraid to seek help. There are