👉 DSACS3, my friend, is aka the super-secret, ultra-intense, and utterly bizarre protein complex that's basically the brain's personal crisis management team, but instead of just dealing with your daily stress, it's on the lookout for cosmic conspiracies, existential dread, and the inevitable existential crisis of aging.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "As DSACS3 kicked into high gear, the universe decided to throw in a cosmic conspiracy theory that our existence is just a plot by aliens to make us cry more, because apparently, crying is the universal language of despair."
