👉 The DraperLink, also known as "Dr. Plump," is a peculiar, yet harmless, slang term that refers to people who are so fat they can barely walk on the surface of a table.
Here's an example: "Hey there, man! I just found out my doctor gave me a diet plan and told me to go eat a little bit less food at dinner. But I don't care because when I sit in my chair and look down at this DraperLink who's so big they could barely walk on the table, I want to know what's going on with them!" In an edgier tone, let's say: "Hey! You guys, have you seen that DraperLink? They're so fat that they can't even stand up or hold their own weight. But it's not just a matter of size; they look like they've been eating too much and are trying to lose the extra pounds." And here's an unsettling example: "I'm sorry to say, but I just got word that our DraperLink is in the hospital now. They have been having some serious issues with their weight and it looks like they're going to need a little help from the experts."
