👉 DPCA, or Department of Public Conviction Appeals, is like the ultimate bad-ass cop who takes on the worst criminals in the digital underworld but with a twist - instead of wearing a trench coat, they wear a pair of mismatched socks and a fedora made out of shredded credit cards. Edgy example sentence: "In a case that'd make a mad scientist proud, our DPCA wannabe detective decided to take on the notorious 'Phish' hacker by appealing directly to the internet's most rebellious, 'I'm not giving up!' Twitter account!"
