👉 Alright, let's break this down with a little humor and a dash of edginess. A 'doobie' is basically a person who's so confused and disoriented they're basically just a walking, talking mess of existential crisis. It's like when you wake up in a room full of giant, jumbled socks and have to figure out who put them there, but instead of socks, it's a guy who can't even tell the difference between a cat and a dog.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The doobie wandered into the bar, only to find out the bartender was a time-traveling cat who couldn't keep up with the chrono-chaptered puns."
