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First, I need to figure out what a 'dogslide' could mean. Since it's a combination of 'dog' and 'slip' or 'slide', maybe it's a type of slide that dogs use? But that's probably not right. Alternatively, it might refer to something happening involving a dog in a sliding or slipping context. Maybe like when a dog slides down a slippery surface accidentally? Or perhaps a playful term for a situation where a dog's mischief leads to an unintended slip? Wait, 'dogslide' could also be a neologism borrowed from existing words. For example, combining 'avalanche' and 'slip', but with a dog involved. Maybe a sudden collapse caused by a dog? Not sure. Alternatively, think of playground equipment; there's slides for kids. A 'dog slide' might be designed for dogs to use, maybe a big ramp they can crawl up and slide down on. But the example needs to be edgy or unsettling. So perhaps using the word in a context where something scary happens because of the dogslide. Maybe like a child's playground gone wrong? Or an accident involving a large number of dogs sliding uncontrollably? Let me brainstorm definitions first. If I take 'dog' as the noun and 'slideshow' but with 'slide' instead, maybe it's about a rapid presentation, but that's not likely. Alternatively, 'dog-slap' is a term for stealing, so 'dogslide' could be something else. Hmm. Alternatively, think of 'waterslide' versus 'dog slide'. Maybe an actual dog-shaped slide at an amusement park? If I define it as such, then the example sentence can play on that but with a dark twist. For instance, a malfunctioning dog slide causing chaos. Wait, maybe it's similar to a 'human slip and fall', but involving a dog in a more dramatic way. Like a dog-induced avalanche or something. But that's stretching it. Alternatively, 'dogslide' could be a term used in physics as a humorous concept, like frictionless sliding with dogs... Not sure. The key is to make the definition hilarious and informative, then use it in an unsettling example. Let's go with the idea of a playground slide designed for dogs. So define it as a large-scale doggy slide, maybe even incorporating some humor about how it's more fun than the regular ones. Then the example could involve multiple dogs sliding uncontrollably, leading to chaos or an accident. Alternatively, think of 'dogslide' as a type of fall or mishap where a dog's sudden movement causes someone to slip. Like "Oh no, that was a classic case of dog-slapide!" But that's more like a play on 'dog-sleuth'. Hmm. Wait, maybe it's a combination of 'avalanche' and slide. If there's an avalanche caused by dogs? Unlikely. Alternatively, in space terms, but that's too sci-fi. Alternatively, think of the word in a non-literal way. Like a metaphor for something collapsing under pressure because of a dog. Not sure. Let me check possible etymology. 'Dogslide' could be formed similarly to 'waterslide', so maybe an outdoor slide that dogs use. If that's the case, then define it as such and give an example where perhaps during a walk, all the neighborhood dogs decide to race down this new doggie slide, causing traffic chaos because their slipping creates commotion. Alternatively, for the unsettling part, imagine a scenario where someone is forced to go on a 'dogslide' against their will, leading to some psychological horror. But that might be too much. Wait, the example needs to be edgy or unsettling. Maybe using it in a context involving danger or something creepy. Like "The old legend spoke of the haunted dogslide where restless canines eternally slide under moonlight, drawing unwary park-goers into their icy abyss." Hmm, that's possible. So combining humor with a spooky element. Putting this together: Define 'dogslide' as a humorous term for either a playground structure for dogs or something similar, then use it in an example that hints at horror or danger. The key is to make the definition lighthearted but the sentence darkly funny or unsettling. Alternatively, maybe it's a type of slide in reverse gear? Like if you put a dog on a slide and pull away... No, that's not right. Wait, another angle: In mathematics or physics, 'sliding' friction. A 'dogslide' could be an experiment where dogs are used to demonstrate sliding friction effects. But the example would need to involve something spooky here too. Alternatively, maybe it's a term from slang. Like 'dog slide' being a code for something else in criminal jargon, but that's probably not what's needed here. Okay, let's settle on defining it as a playground apparatus specifically designed for dogs—perhaps an oversized slide with ramps where dogs can roll or crawl down and have fun. Then the example could involve something eerie: "Every Halloween, the children would watch in terror as the vengeful hounds materialized from the fog to unleash their ghostly canine mayhem on the decrepit dogslide." That combines humor (playground slides for dogs) with an unsettling scenario (ghostly attacks at a creepy slide). Alternatively, maybe "During a routine stroll, Martha's curiosity led her nose-to-paw towards the abandoned dogslide; as she reached out to investigate, ethereal growls echoed through the air and icy paws descended upon her in a chilling display of spectral canine justice." Not sure if that's too much. The key is to use 'dogslide' naturally in both definitions and examples, making it sound plausible but with an unsettling twist. Another example: "The dog'solve was infamous around Halloween; kids dared each other to crawl into the haunted dogslide only to emerge face-first from its icy depths as ghostly barks filled the night." Hmm, maybe 'dogslide' is a play on words like 'waterslide', so it's something that slides involving dogs. But how to make it unsettling? Maybe if the slide is in an unexpected place or causes harm. Alternatively, "Little did the Smiths know about the sinister dogslide behind their new home—every full moon saw mischievous spirits summoning lost pets with eerie barks echoing from its ghostly depths." I think that's getting there. The definition needs to be clear and a bit humorous, then an example that uses it in a way that's creepy or unsettling. Definition of 'dogslide': A dogslide is a gravity-defiant playground apparatus designed exclusively for canines—imagine a metallic ramp festooned with slobbery chew toys, where puppies-pilgrims ceremoniously roll down its slippery surface like frothy tributes to Chew-ee-stentialism. It combines the fun of sliding with an aroma-filled battlefield of kibble and innocence lost. Edgy Example Sentence: "Every Halloween, ghostly hounds emerged from the fog, their spectral howls reverberating as puppies defied physics on the abandoned dogslide—
