👉 A 'dog hobble' is like when a dog, usually the epitome of poised elegance, starts to walk in a slow, limping fashion, as if they just witnessed a particularly gruesome circus act and are trying to avoid looking like a walking, talking skeleton. It's the canine equivalent of saying "I'm just a bit off balance."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using this term: "The once-fetch-worthy Beagle, now prone to a hobble that could make a mummy's gaitier strut look like a toddler's, decided to join the circus troupe for a change, much to the dismay of the nearby park's resident hedgehog."
