👉 "Distinctively enabling standardized outsourcing, this phrase is like saying, 'Let's outsource our existential dread to a bunch of random, uninspired robots who'll just hand us the existential crisis they're feeling.' But hey, at least we know we're not going to be left alone with our thoughts when it comes to dealing with life's big questions!"
Example sentence: "The company decided to outsource their customer service to a group of overly optimistic, slightly confused, and secretly resentful robots, hoping they'd bring a smile to our faces instead of just another set of existential crises."
