👉 A 'Dillon Dingler' is like a cross between a hyper-obsessed cat lover and a compulsive foodie, but with a dash of existential dread. Imagine someone who's so fixated on collecting the rarest, most expensive dog treats that they've started hoarding them in their closet, convinced that each one holds the key to eternal happiness or at least, the perfect nap time.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "In the quiet suburban haven of Dillon Dingler's, where the sun always shines and the only thing more insatiable than his dog biscuits is the concept of 'enough,' he spent his days collecting dog treats until his closet looked like a dog-eat-dog supermarket."