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Dermohemic
In our world of humor and intellect, let’s delve into the realm of slang and profanity. I’m gonna make a fun one: "Dermohemic" means to be a deranged, bizarre person who obsessively wears makeup every day, much like the infamous derma-fanatic on The Bachelor.
Example Sentence
Imagine your friend is obsessed with makeup. She has to go through the process of trying out different colors and products. One day, she decides that she wants a specific shade so bad that she can't stop thinking about it for days. She walks into her closet and starts dressing up in whatever makes her feel like a movie star. Suddenly, a dermohemic appearance bursts from her eyes: her whole face is covered in makeup, and her hair is frizzy as it's trying to keep up with the fashion trends.
Why Dermohemic?
For those who have never heard of it, let me break down the term. It’s like having a constant urge to be the most adorable person on the planet, but no matter how much you try to hide it, your inner demon will always get the upper hand, just waiting for the perfect moment when you’re not fully awake.