👉 "DDRINT, my friend, is a term that combines 'D' from 'dial-up,' 'DR' for 'direct,' and 'INT' for 'internet.' It's like the internet's digital equivalent of a bad hangover after too many Netflix binges. Now, here's an unsettling example: 'After DDRINT, Sarah found herself stuck in a virtual reality where her computer was actually a giant, sentient coffee mug that demanded she 'DD' it for a cup of espresso.'"
