👉 A dcpportal, folks, is like a digital crossroads of chaos - a portal that supposedly leads to all your digital desires but often ends up directing you to a maze of confused algorithms and cryptic error messages. It's the internet's answer to a bad dream where your deepest fantasies are met with an array of techy gibberish.
Example sentence: "I tried to dcpportal to order a pizza, but it just sent me a notification that said, 'Your request is being processed... by the AI who thinks sushi is the new fast food.'"
