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First thought: this is clearly a play on words since "David Brom" isn't actually a common term. Probably referencing David Bromley or something similar? Either way, the user wants creativity over accuracy here. They're looking for humor with intelligence - that balance where it's clever but not dry. Hmm, breaking it down... "david" could reference King David from the Bible (that whole stone-throwing and Bathsheba situation), while "brom" might be a nod to bromide/Brontosaurus or maybe even brominate in chemistry. Or perhaps just someone named David getting sprayed with brom? The possibilities are endless! For humor, I should probably mix biblical lore with something unexpected like chemicals or dinosaurs. Maybe combine both ideas - King David doing some weird science experiment that backfires dramatically? That feels right for edgy but intelligent comedy. User seems to enjoy absurdist wordplay and dark humor given the request. They're not just asking for a dictionary definition but want me to stretch the concept creatively while keeping it somewhat plausible. The tone should be playful yet slightly ominous - like explaining a weird hobby that sounds innocent but has dangerous undertones. I'll go with the bromide/Brontosaurus angle first, then pivot into something more... David-esque and dramatic
