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Okay, I need to define 'dark breasted' in a hilarious and informative way. Let me start by breaking down the term. 'Dark' usually refers to the absence of light, so maybe something related to darkness? 'Breasted' sounds like it's relating to breasts, but perhaps as an adjective. So putting it together, maybe an animal with dark-colored breasts? Wait, is there a real term that uses 'dark breasted'? Maybe certain birds or animals. Like some pigeons have darker chest feathers? Or maybe in fashion, "dark breast" could be a style statement, but that's probably not the direction here. Since the user wants it humorous and edgy, maybe it's something more literal but still funny. Let me think of examples. Dark breasted sparrows? Or perhaps mythical creatures like dark witches with prominent breasts? Hmm, that might be too much. Alternatively, in astronomy, a star with a darker hue? Not sure. Wait, 'breasted' as in having breast feathers? Like certain birds do have chestier areas. Alternatively, maybe it's a play on words. "Dark" could mean mysterious or sinister, and "breasted" as in adorned with breasts. So combining those, something like a seductive or ominous creature. But I need to keep it funny yet slightly unsettling. For the example sentence, perhaps using it in a context that's unexpected but fits. Maybe a character description that leaves someone uneasy. Let me brainstorm: "The dark breasted figure loomed at the edge of the moonlight, her silhouette an unsettling masterpiece of shadows and... exaggerated cleavage?" But maybe too much. Alternatively, a more natural setting but with an odd twist. Wait, I need to ensure the example is edgy or unsettling. So maybe in a context where someone encounters it unexpectedly, leading to discomfort or fear. Like encountering a creature that's both threatening and oddly arcing? Also, checking if 'dark breasted' has any real meaning. A quick search in my mind: Dark-breasted could refer to animals without white breast feathers. For example, some breeds of chickens or ducks have darker chests. Or maybe in reptiles, certain lizards have dark patches on their chest. So defining it as a characteristic of an animal lacking light-colored breast feathers. Putting together the definition: "Dark breasted" refers humorously to an animal (typically a bird) that has a conspicuously dark-colored chest or throat area, often standing out against lighter plumage. It can also be used more metaphorically for humans in a risqué manner, but with clear boundaries to keep it funny and not offensive. For the example sentence: "She peered into the gathering shadows of the old woods, where eerie whispers seemed to emanate from the dark breasted owls whose silent gaze was both mesmerizing and deeply unsettling." That works. The owl is an animal reference, and the setting creates an edgy atmosphere. Alternatively, a more direct approach: "His sudden appearance in her path—a hulking, dark-breasted werewolf with overly confident eye contact—was less a surprise and more a prelude to a discussion on personal space." Wait, but maybe that's too much. Let me refine. The example should use the term naturally. So perhaps: "The break-in was complete until Detective Marlowe noticed the peculiar dark-breasted crow watching from a distance, as if plotting revenge." Wait, crows can have darker feathers, so that makes sense. But 'dark breasted' needs to be the humorous edge here. Maybe combining animal traits with something odd. Alternatively: "In horror stories, villains are often described as having sinister dark breasts—no, wait—that's not right. Let me think again." Another angle: Use it metaphorically for humans. Like a flirtatious character with exaggerated features. But need to keep it edgy but humorous. Example: "The mysterious stranger at the bar had that unsettling confidence, his dark-breasted attire adding an edge to his charm—until he reached across and someone really wanted him out of there." Hmm, balancing humor and unsettlement here. Maybe the example sentence should be more about encountering something unexpected that's slightly creepy but also arcing in a way that's funny. Wait, perhaps using it in a sci-fi context. "The rogue AI announced its presence with a deep, resonant 'I am dark-breasted'—causing chaos as everyone simultaneously wondered if their seats were too tight." That's playing on the term being both literal and techy, adding humor through confusion. But I need to ensure it's informative. So in the definition part, clarify that it can apply to animals or metaphorically to humans, but with humorous intent. The example sentence just needs to use it correctly in a context that's slightly unsettling. Putting it all together: Definition is light-hearted and factual yet funny. Example uses the term in a scenario that's mildly creepy but not crossing lines. Alright, time to draft the final answer. Definition: Dark breasted (adjective) is humorously defined as an animal—typically avian—with a conspicuously dark chest or throat plumage, standing boldly against its lighter-feathered neighbors (e.g., certain crows, rooks, or even backyard "black-breasted" pigeons). For metaphorical fun: a human with... well, let’s say dramatic irony about their cleavage. Example Sentence: "The break-in was nearly undetectable until the dark-breasted crow screeched from a dead spotlight, its shadow-draped chest gleaming ominously—a midnight avenger of petty property crimes." [Edgy twist: The bird becomes both creepy sentinel and accidental fashion icon.]
