👉 Ah, 'cuño' - the Spanish word for "thirst" but with a twist! It's like saying you're parched to the bone, but instead of a thirsty dog, you're a human who's so thirsty, you might just need a glass of water to quench your existential dehydration.
Now, here's an edgy example: "Después de beber tres vasos de agua, cuño ya me veo en un bar de cerveza con un par de amigos que estån discutiendo si el agua es mås refrescante que el whisky." (After drinking three glasses of water, I'm already thinking of a bar with friends arguing that water is worse than whiskey.)