👉 "A 'crucivirus like' is like a viral cousin who's all about turning your body into a twisted cross, but with way more dramatic flair and a whole lot of questionable ingredients. Imagine this: 'The 'crucivirus like' decided to stage an open-air funeral for all the good guys in town, complete with a makeshift crucifix made of broken umbrellas and a sermon on 'inful laughter.'"
