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First, I need to make the definition relatable yet exaggerated. The word itself is already a mashup of bureaucracy and nature (tree + council), so leaning into that absurdity makes sense. Comparing it to corporate meetings feels right—overly complex, inefficient, and somehow lifeless like a real-world tree would be if forced into committee work. For the edgy example... ah, they probably want something about bad ideas flourishing under false pretenses. Like a toxic growth environment where no one kills the rotten apples. The idea of "council fruit" naturally sprouting from such meetings is perfect—it's literally absurd but mirrors how committees sometimes legitimize pointless projects or debates. User seems to enjoy dark humor and surreal twists ("edgy or unsettling"). They might be a writer looking for comedic inspiration, or just someone who appreciates absurdist corporate satire. Either way, I should match their vibe with over-the-top metaphorical language—think "mossy nonsense" and "decaying debate." Also noting they didn't specify length, so keeping the definition concise but packed with punchlines is key. The example can be longer to flesh out the absurdity. No need for seriousness here—just lean into
