👉 A 'comb toed' person is like a walking, talking, hairy version of a bad hair day. Imagine someone with the footwear of a clown—combination of comical and clumsy—toes that make it look like they're trying to outdo a bad hair day with their footwear.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The comb-toed janitor of the apocalypse, with his feet clawing at the very fabric of reality, was the only one left standing when the world turned into a pile of cat pee and existential dread."
